ACCESS DENIED

Auditor,

On behalf of Lady Helena, I want to extend a warm welcome to the Freedom Survivor! I hope you find your accommodations pleasant and peaceful during your stay. Oh! And if you should need anything at all, please don’t hesitate to contact Guest Services on the promenade deck, located in the bow section of the ship! If they give you any trouble, you let me know, ok? 

Also, DOATEC’s Chief Intelligence Officer, Dr. Annika Holovatsky, has asked you to pay her a visit as soon as you get settled. You can find her office in the aft section of the ship, specifically the Executive Tower, Deck 16, Room E1603. She is eager to work with you on your assignment! 

If you prefer to take a moment to see what the Freedom Survivor has to offer, please feel free to check out the various amenities. Personally, I’d love to recommend the popular lounge, La Verseau, located amidships, just forward of the cargo holds on the upper deck of the guest area. 

Marie Rose

Executive Assistant, 
DOATEC Heavy Industries 

Auditor,

I’m sure you’ve been briefed on what to expect upon arriving aboard ship, but I feel obligated to remind you to check in DOATEC’s security registration service. Though Ms. Douglas’ tells me you are free to roam vessel as you please, acquiring proper credentials will make things much easier for everyone.

I understand such things feel tedious and unnecessary, given circumstances of your assignment. However, during your stay here, it will be impossible for my team and I to track your progress within system if you refuse to register. Aside from this, certain archives require security clearance not offered to users lacking proper identification.

To register, please open “Register Profile” page-app found in User Control Panel. If you prefer, you may open registration program using “Register” button on this terminal’s home screen, also.

Once you’ve finished, I recommend verifying your new account settings and profile meta-data via the “Security Profile” and “Account Settings” page-apps, also found in User Control Panel.

I look forward to working together.

Annika Holovatsky, PsyD

Chief Intelligence Officer, 
DOATEC Heavy Industries 

Monsieur,

Greetings, and welcome aboard DOATEC’s flagship headquarters.

Through correspondance with your field office, I understand your reasons for being here are anything but cordial. However, I would like to extend my sincerest offer of hospitality during your stay here. Along with that hospitality, I would require only that you refrain from interfering with crew operations.

It has been made clear to me that you have doubts of DOATEC’s future intentions, and that is something I can respect. Despite this, keep in mind that not everyone aboard the Survivor is affiliated with my company, and that interfering with maritime procedures can jeapordize the lives you are here to protect. If you deem it necessary to seek crew testimony for your investigation, you will be expected to make appointments. Contact my servant, Marie Rose, if such circumstances arise.

Helena Douglas

Chief Executive Officer, 
DOATEC Heavy Industries 

‘Sup?

I’d heard from the big wigs in the Exec Tower that you just hit the deck, Auditor. I’m not sure what kinda noise Marie or Annika have tossed your way, but I felt the need to remind you of how things work on this boat.

You see, A, even if you got the papers in order and your readin’ glasses on, you still aren’t gonna get the whole picture without a shiny stack of Zeds in your pocket. Those guys in security like collecting processing fees for printing copies of the private records, so if you want to peep ’em, you’re gonna have to pony up some Zack Dollars to make that happen. But, nothin’ to worry about my man! Surely, Doc Holo-day mentioned DOATEC is processing your fancy United Nations salary automatically, right? So you just keep doing your thing, and I’m sure you’ll be rolling in the dough soon enough.

I can practically see you scratchin’ your head right now, so why don’t I save us both some time. Come find me in the DOATEC Admin Offices and I’ll fill you in on the details

Zack Bridges

Media Relations Representative, 
DOATEC Heavy Industries 

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